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Control Your Cum - 11oz Coffee Mug

$16.99
Size: 11oz
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product

Tell men where their abortion rights are, because until a man can control his cum, he doesn't have the maturity to even be involved in the abortion-rights conversation.

A clever, heat-reactive ceramic mug that stays mysteriously dark until warmed. At room temperature the black exterior keeps the bold white artwork low-key. Pour in a hot drink and the image brightens, revealing a cheeky hand-drawn graphic and bold lettering that adds a playful, rebellious wink to your morning ritual. The glossy wraparound finish keeps colors vivid while the white interior keeps beverages looking clean and inviting. This 11oz mug brings a private joke to life with a little warmth — great for quiet mornings, late-night chats, or as a lighthearted moment in a busy day.

Product features
- 11oz ceramic mug with black exterior and white interior
- Heat-sensitive/heat-reactive design reveals image when filled with hot liquid
- Vibrant, full-color wraparound print with glossy finish
- Microwave-safe; lead- and BPA-free
- Hand wash recommended to preserve print quality

Care instructions
- Hand wash only

Vibrant colors

Vibrant colors

The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs

Microwave-safe

Microwave-safe

Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating

Glossy Finish

Glossy Finish

Full color wraparound decoration with a glossy finish

 Heat-sensitive design

Heat-sensitive design

When the mug is cold, your design will be only faintly visible. The mug has heat-sensitive properties that will reveal your favorite image when pouring in any hot drink

Hand wash only.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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